Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
This toilet bowl is my home.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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