Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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