is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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