So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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