office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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