Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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