Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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