Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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