i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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