why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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