The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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