I feel like abortions should bother me more
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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