508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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