What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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