no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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