We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she looked like the before picture.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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