someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Randomize
