I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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