just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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