I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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