I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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