fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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