everyone is single if you try hard enough
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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