Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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