i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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