Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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