so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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