i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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