honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
