You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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