He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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