This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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