You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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