I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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