:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
