I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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