i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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