There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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