I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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