Plan B is the new Plan A
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Randomize
