She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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