do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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