margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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