The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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