then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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