More tranny stories later!
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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