Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm experimenting with sincerity
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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