Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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