what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Too much gin, very little bucket
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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