I need help removing her.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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