doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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