his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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