i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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