On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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